You look like a nice gullible person

 

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Lyrics: Tim Chmielewski

Arrangement: Charlie

Album: Bad Coelacanth

Why do people choose me to do things all the time?
If I am sitting in the audience, they get me up on stage
I am the first person bums approach for money
I am the one who runs errands at work
The Mormons knock on my door first
I believe that the word gullible is not in the dictionary
I can almost hear them thinking as they do it
"You look like a nice gullible person"