Interröbang Cartel The World's Biggest.

Lyrics: Talysman

Title: Paddy Smith / The BBC

Recording by Casey B in progress

Recording by Major Zed: (MP3)

Album: Interrobang Cartel Tribute Album

I was watching cable last night

lost in history on my tv

when a very pressing question in my brane

reminded me of geography orthography

and a riddle of a problem that once puzzled me

of UK places spelled with Z

with Z -- that's "zed" when said by british folks

who live in that country

it's funny how these questions come

into my brane like a chain

of linked ideas that try to puzzle me

again and again, it's quite insane

and a riddle of a problem that seems inane

becomes my sole refrain

refrain -- that's a chorus in some songs

you can sing if you don't refrain

could someone tell me in engerland

any placenames spelt with zed?

until you do, this song will run

in circles in my head

someday I may set out on a trip

so that I can see what I can see

in the united kingdom, overseas

to find an answer finally scientifically

to a riddle of a problem that now puzzles me

of UK places spelled with Z

with Z -- that's "zed" when said by british folks

who live in that country