Stock footage of Queen Elizabeth with OINK, OINK noises

(unrecorded)

Lyrics: Tim Chmielewski

Album: Bad Coelacanth

Chorus:

God Save the Queen!
She's made of bacon!
I'm not faking!
It's on the stove baking!

YAY! "In bed (the clown) with Elvis and friends" is on!
The woman I wish was my girlfriend is hosting it
She always looks lovely
I had to hold the car steering wheel while she brushed her hair once

Chorus

I've lost my train of thought
Oh, yes!
They had to lock up the corgis as they were eating the Queen
It was more embarrassing than Hitler Harry and the Chamber of Spanking!

Chorus

Monarchists will have a fit when they hear this song!
Who cares? I don't know any!
All my friends are from pubs
Including the buxom wench barmaid I have a crush on

Chorus

God Save the Queen!
She's made of bacon!
I'm having a chip butty for lunch!
I hope I don't throw up!