Retract Your Lies

(MP3)

Lyrics: Talysman

Arrangement by Charlie

Lyrics

the sight of your username makes me squeal
RETRACT YOUR LIES!
I want to love you with six inches of steel
RETRACT YOUR LIES!
your rambling jokes fall a little flat
and I feel the need to tell you that
I've never met such a ludicrous prat
RETRACT YOUR LIES!
I avoid all froups you choose to infest
RETRACT YOUR LIES!
reading your prose is an endurance test
RETRACT YOUR LIES!
if draining the net of its soul
and spreading boredom is your goal,
congratulations, you're an asshole
RETRACT YOUR LIES!
buddy, let me tell you
you're a menace to the net
you get your kicks molesting kids
while high on drugs, I bet
so I'll follow you forever
and nag you 'til I'm blue
my sacred role is to call you a troll
and smack you with my clue
your continued existence makes me scream
RETRACT YOUR LIES!
it's all a part or your twisted scheme
RETRACT YOUR LIES!
my sock puppets and I all agree
a spelling flame should make you flee
or I will complain to your ISP
RETRACT YOUR LIES!
letting you post is so unfair
it makes me yell and tear my hair
it's *my* internet, and I won't share!
RETRACT!
YOUR!
LIES!