Interröbang Cartel The World's Biggest.

(MP3)

Lyrics: Talysman

Arrangement by Charlie

Lyrics

the sight of your username makes me squeal

RETRACT YOUR LIES!

I want to love you with six inches of steel

RETRACT YOUR LIES!

your rambling jokes fall a little flat

and I feel the need to tell you that

I've never met such a ludicrous prat

RETRACT YOUR LIES!

I avoid all froups you choose to infest

RETRACT YOUR LIES!

reading your prose is an endurance test

RETRACT YOUR LIES!

if draining the net of its soul

and spreading boredom is your goal,

congratulations, you're an asshole

RETRACT YOUR LIES!

buddy, let me tell you

you're a menace to the net

you get your kicks molesting kids

while high on drugs, I bet

so I'll follow you forever

and nag you 'til I'm blue

my sacred role is to call you a troll

and smack you with my clue

your continued existence makes me scream

RETRACT YOUR LIES!

it's all a part or your twisted scheme

RETRACT YOUR LIES!

my sock puppets and I all agree

a spelling flame should make you flee

or I will complain to your ISP

RETRACT YOUR LIES!

letting you post is so unfair

it makes me yell and tear my hair

it's *my* internet, and I won't share!

RETRACT!

YOUR!

LIES!