The price of Swedish glarno

(MP3)

Lyrics: Tim Chmielewski

Arrangement: Major Zed

Album: Bad Coelacanth

Lyrics

The price of Swedish glarno
It goes up and down
Sometimes it is worth more than a tractor
Other times less than a bucket of slop
No I wouldn't want to be a futures trader
Who bets on the price of Swedish glarno
It is not a reliable commodity
On which to pin your future hopes and dreams
The doesn't stop people doing it
I see more every day
The money is just too attractive
I don't blame people for it
But if you want my advice
Don't mess around with the price of Swedish glarno