Pigskin Loofah

(MP3: Rip Cut) (MP3: Buzz Cut)

Lyrics: Stacia

Arrangement: jwgh (Rip Cut), Not R (Buzz Cut)

Album: Needs More Wanger

Stacia wrote the lyrics in April 2003. jwgh then recorded a bluesy version (the Rip Cut) and Not R recorded a more punkish version (the Buzz Cut) in July of 2003.

Lyrics

Your shit it stinks
It's freezer cold
White collar bimbo
Corporate limbo

Fucking wicker furniture and doilies
Doesn't hide a soul that's oily
You chap my ass
Like a pigskin loofah
College graduate
Hotel management
Put your change
In your 401K
Investment brokers are portfolio pimps
Internet wunderkinds with the brains of chimps
You chap my ass
Like a pigskin loofah
SCRUBBIE! SCRUBBIE! SCRUBBIE! SCRUBBIE!
LOOFAH! LOOFAH! LOOFAH! LOOFAH!
CLEANSE MY SOUL!
CLEANSE MY SOUL!
Little bo pig won't you come out and play
PIGGIE! PIGGIE! PIGGIE! PIGGIE!
Need the power of the pig to exfoliate my mind
LOOFAH! LOOFAH! LOOFAH! LOOFAH!
CLEANSE MY SOUL!
CLEANSE MY SOUL!