Interröbang Cartel The World's Biggest.

(MP3 Original) ( Acoustic MP3)

Lyrics: Talysman

Arrangement: Charlie

Album: Right of Reply

Lyrics

it was a morris chicken, so heavy in the sack

I tied up his beak, he let out a squeak

as I threw him across my back

I stole back to my humble home and tossed him in a cage

I swore that I would train him to dance

and put him on the stage

CHORUS:

have you never seen a chicken?

have you never seen a bird?

have you never seen old ladies gawk

and shout out "oh my word!"

if you buy a pint for me

and pull me up a chair,

I'll show you all my chicken

so you can point and stare.

I started out to teach him and freed him from his coop

he let out a squawk and jumped on my clock

and splattered me with poop

I tried to teach him capers but the bird was quite a fool

I swore that I would train him to dance

because it would be cool

(CHORUS)

I tried to teach him how to jump and how to hold a sword

I struggled to herd that idiot bird

across the bathroom floor

that chicken would not compromise or listen to my word

I swore that I would train him to dance

or strangle that old bird

(CHORUS)

I tried to teach him how to hold a hanky in his beak

I threatened to pluck the bitchy old cluck

and he pecked me on my cheek

I finally bought a chicken suit and went back on my word

for if I could not train him to dance

then I would be the bird

(CHORUS)