I wonder what's happening over by the volvox

(unrecorded)

Lyrics: Tim Chmielewski

Album: Bad Coelacanth

I wonder what's happening over by the volvox?

  • sound effects from old monster movies at least 20 secs*

Or maybe?

  • rude porn sounds for 10 secs*

Or perhaps?

  • machine guns, explosions, cavalry charge 5 secs*

Nah, probably just...

  • bored woman calling for price check on volvox*

Yes, that's it!

  • woman strips off to bikini and begins go-go dancing with antromorphic pinapples and bananas funky dance music for the next six hours*