Gokmop the Irrefrangible

Stage name of John D. Salt. About his role in Interrobang Cartel, he writes:

;OK. My musical accomplishments are pretty much limited to the triangle, though.
;I think I would like my stage name to be Gokmop the Irrefrangible.
;I would like to be the one with the $10000-a-day chocklit habit, and a reputation for punching reporters on the nose in interviews when they ask bloody stupid questions, please.
;I intend to die in a plane crash, so giving rise to several dozen fruit-loop conspiracy theories about having been assassinated by the Austrian secret service because of my romantic involvement with Kylie Minogue.