The George Hammond Conspiracy

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Lyrics, Arrangement: Casey B

Album: Needs More Wanger

On June 30th, 2002, scientific divinity theorist George Hammond proclaimed thusly:

"It took 4 years before Einstein's theory was recognized. I'm in my third year of publication (on the internet). That makes one year to go before I'm headline news in every newspaper in the world. "

Sadly, on June 30th, 2003, George Hammond was not headline news in every newspaper in the world. For those who wanted the truth - for those who could handle the truth - Interrobang Cartel released "The George Hammond Conspiracy" on that day.

Lyrics

When physics meets religion
there are sceptics all around
for some it's superstition
and for some it's holy ground
But George Hammond was a patient man
he churned and turned the sod
and in the earth he found the proof
the Scientific Proof of God
When physics meets religion
there are sets of rolling eyes
too hard to seek the truth of proof
too hard despising lies
but George found the solution
where no-one else had trod
the perfect space, the simple place,
the Scientific Proof of God
it's the George Hammond conspiracy
the truth that they won't let you see
GOD=Guv
no matter what they say
it's the George Hammond conspiracy
but behind the cloak of secrecy
GOD=Guv
it's always been that way
When commerce meets instruction
and commercials must be run
there are sponsors to be honoured
there are things that must be done
there are stories to be trumpeted
and stories to protect
but don't think we're not aware now
don't think we're not aware now
don't think we're not aware now
greater intellect
it's the Flynn Effect
When physics meets religion
there are secrets by the score
there are those with firm investments
in the politics of war
but before we trawl the deserts
with the high divining rod
we should think instead of what George said
the Scientific Proof of God
it's the George Hammond conspiracy
the truth that they won't let you see
GOD=Guv
no matter what they say
it's the George Hammond conspiracy
but behind the cloak of secrecy
GOD=Guv
it's Equation Of The Day
it's a brand new way to pray
and it's always been that way

The George Hammond conspiracy continues to this day.