Who are they‽

What is Interröbang Cartel‽

Interröbang Cartel is something in between one of your ordinary Earth-bands and a collaborative art project. Think of it as a musical collective. Proposed originally by Jacob Haller (jwgh) and named in a discussion between John D Salt and Jeremy Impson (using a phrase coined by TWillis), some people have described the Cartel's behavior as "song fighting": someone proposes a song or album title or concept, practically daring anyone to turn the idea into a workable song. Another person may take up the challenge and write the lyrics, or yet another person may record those lyrics. Sometimes, two people write different lyrics based on the same song concept, or record two different arrangements of the same lyrics. There are even two different track listings for the first album, Needs More Wanger.

Why "Interröbang Cartel"‽

An Interrobang is a typographical symbol invented by Martin K. Speckter in 1962. It is supposed to convey a combination of curiosity and wonder. It looks like an exclamation and a question mark superimposed on each other. It didn't really catch on (although it's still available in some fonts), but it's alt.religion.kibology's favorite punctuation mark.

The Umlaut

Jacob Haller wrote: "I later added an umlaut over the 'o' in 'Interrobang' because I think all band names should include at least one inappropriately-placed umlaut. Some people dislike the umlaut and sometimes the name will appear without it." Because of this creeping umlaut-ism, Wikipedia mentions Interröbang Cartel in the Heavy metal umlaut entry.

We're Not The Interrobangs

There's another band called The Interrobangs, but they are completely unrelated.

Band Members

Ben Allard

This guy is a true fan! He loves the band and never hesitates to heap helpful derision upon them, and he's pirated all their songs.

Casey B

CB, also known as Casey B, "lives" and "works" in Melbourne, Australalia. In Interrobang Cartel, he alternates between short frenzied bouts of recording and long, rich, complete silences. Unfortunately, he can't seem to combine the two, for he doesn't have the luck that John Cage had with silences - attempts to record them invariably end with him retreating to a sandbox and complaining that "it just didn't quite groove today". He's been a musician, and therefore unemployed, for some time now. He barracks for Collingwood and survives on chilli jaffles and lemon cordial.

The first directly kibological song he wrote was inspired by the infuriated postings of an alt.comedy.standup regular called Kimberrock, author of such classics as GO GO GO AWAY, GOD DAMNIT WILL YOU LEAVE US ALONE? and the immortal all-caps comeback "WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE WORD STOF?!!!!!!?!?!?????????????????" The song, entitled "No One Wants You Here", has since faded into obscurity and, interestingly, it's Kimberrock who has the last laugh: the GOD DAMNIT WILL YOU LEAVE US ALONE? thread developed into a debate on the wisdom of offering him extra punctuation "in case he ran out", whereupon TWillis offered this perspective:

"Don't be a fool. The idea that punctuation marks are rare and valuable is totally and completely false. The whole thing is the result of a conspiracy by the Interrobang Cartel."

From there, things unravelled quickly.

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Charlie is the !?C resident studio guitarist. He never quite had the time for the touring.

He started with the band doing some session work in a couple of versions of "Rewind" and then branched out created his own songs Not Bitter Blues, and Kibo's Beard Wax. Emboldened by the lack of hate mail he went on to record a wide variety of songs, and then became obsessed with finishing Bad Coelacanth (still in progress).

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Album: The Last Days of the Crazy People's Supermarket

Album: Interrobang Cartel Tribute Album

Album: Right of Reply

Album: House Made of Awesomeness

Album: Aspartame Placebo


Album: Bad Coelocanth

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* The Spaceroom Website


DOCTROID, or more fully Doctroid Doctroid Holmes, joined Interrobang Cartel soon after the release of the first album, Needs More Wanger. He brings a much-needed sense of relativistic invariance to the lineup. As lead melodeon player for Thornden Morris he has honed his musical skills right down to a nubbin, as a brief listen (as brief as possible) to his recordings will soon reveal.

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Gokmop the Irrefrangible

Stage name of John D. Salt. About his role in Interrobang Cartel, he writes:

;OK. My musical accomplishments are pretty much limited to the triangle, though.
;I think I would like my stage name to be Gokmop the Irrefrangible.
;I would like to be the one with the $10000-a-day chocklit habit, and a reputation for punching reporters on the nose in interviews when they ask bloody stupid questions, please.
;I intend to die in a plane crash, so giving rise to several dozen fruit-loop conspiracy theories about having been assassinated by the Austrian secret service because of my romantic involvement with Kylie Minogue.


 ZIP DRIVE CLICK OF DETH was the stage name chosen by Jacob Haller, who confusingly also is sometimes referred to as jwgh. The stage name was announced by a post in which he said:
: I'll play the concertina and my stage name will be ZIP DRIVE CLICK OF DETH! At the end of each show I will disassemble my concertina and feed it, piece by piece, to an iguana! Then I will stuff paperclips into my sinuses until they bleed! It will be great!
: I will write songs about filth and large concrete buildings and beautiful necrotizing butterflies and I will shout them out to the world in a voice filled with angst and suffering and goldfish! I will force my bandmates to perform these songs until they all want to stick my head in a blender! My songs will employ the subjunctive!
: I will die unexpectedly at the age of 32 as a result of my hitherto-unknown allergy to glitter pens!

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Major Zed

Major Zed has been traversing the spaces between ambient electronic and psychedelic electro-pop since Y2K. His vocal work has been compared to David Bowie, David Byrne, and Thomas Dolby; his instrumental work to Tricky, The Orb, Aphex Twin, Pink Floyd and Frank Zappa (as in, "He's no Frank Zappa").

Until he started collaborating with Doctroid, Major Zed was responsible for all aspects of his music: composing, arranging, keyboards, electric guitar, synthesizers, vocals, drum programming, loop programming, producing, and engineering. Now he disavows any responsibility for work that appears on IBC.

Major Zed lives on a hilltop in rural Connecticut (USA) with his wife Dee Dee (the Moon Goddess).

Major Zed and Doctroid go waaaaaaay back.

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Matt Mc Irvin

Matt Mc Irvin has been one of the mainstays of alt.religion.kibology for quite some time; his capacity for explaining memes has inadvertently turned him into a meme himself, which is why he is mentioned in songs like Support the Lurkers.

He has also provided lyrics and vocal talents, as well as several suggestions, for a number of Interrobang Cartel songs.

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Not R

Not R began life in late 1981 or early 1982 in a not yet formed band at Rice University called Youth in Asia for Sick Puns, later renamed to Åäð Nøyς. He was transferred into online existence on IBM's internal computer conferences, emerged again in a band called Not You and its followon, Limp Richard, and finally erupted onto the UNSENET in 1995. He has been known to burst into unwonted profanity when presented with a broken violin. In addition to not playing the violin, he sings and plays keyboards and electric elephant trunk. In real life, he installs VM software by day and sings Georgian songs, other a cappella music, and occasional light opera by night.

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